technoking

When a person giving a blow job wants to make a person with a penis feel better about having a tiny penis so they pretends that they are choking on it when, technically, they are not.

My date pulled up in a Tesla so I'm pretty sure if I blow him tonight, I'll have to be technoking.

by DrewDouglas March 15, 2021

technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.

My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!

by jC November 2, 2004

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009

technoporn

Much like normal porn except it is for nerds. Instead of really hot chicks with huge racks, it is normally really hardcore or top of the line electronicts.

Guy 1:Dude check out that computer that thing is da shit.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.

by dizzle hizzle nizzle July 13, 2005

technodouche

A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.

Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?

by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010

technicolor yawn

vomit(See alsohang a technicolor yawn)

Thats the kind of food that would bring on a tecnicolor yawn from my parents.

by Light Joker November 10, 2004

technicolor boogie

This is a common type of "jump suit" that b-boys wear when they breakdance, they are usually a matching jacket and pants that come in flashy colors. ie. purple, orange, green, blue, and yellow

Hey, check out the guy rock'n the technicolor boogie doing a flare.

That technicolor looks ill!!!

by T.J. Dubz March 6, 2008