I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

switchfoot

possibly one of the shittiest bands ever.

I was at sherrie's house the other day, she put of switchfoot and I almost killed myself. Then she asked if we wanted to go shopping for more converse shoes.

by lafawnduh February 2, 2005

the ole switcheroo

as you are fucking a woman, or man (whatever your into faggots) fuck her doggy style pull out as your best friend quietly enters the room and jams his pee pee in her.

she will never know shes gunna get the ole switcheroo

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

switcheroonie

When a girl offers a man blowjob and right as she is going down she spins him around and inserts her pinky into his asshole.

As soon as he thought he was getting lucky, she pulled the switcheroonie on him and his ass started to bleed.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth8 December 18, 2011

Bitch switch

when a man is fucking a bitch and there is another bitch there and he hollas SWITCH

by amber January 10, 2003

swite

A synonym for the word "sweet"; an exclamation of approval.

She said she'd go out with me? Swite.

by Tim June 13, 2003

Phil Swifty

Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.

The church of Phil Swifty

by Veiny1072 July 9, 2018