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Squirrel Snaked

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
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Bass snake

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in
Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!
by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015
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anal snake intruder

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.
by RottenTwinkies666 July 1, 2016
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KD Snake

a cheater, one seeking the easy way out, trying to do the least amount of work possible
I get John on my team

That is unfair you KD Snake! He is to good!
I get him
by Ur_boy July 28, 2018
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Butt snake

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
by John Haines January 13, 2022
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Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010
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