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sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy
by Jack----- May 13, 2005
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shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.
Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.
by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009
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Sharkeisha Syndrome

The negative outlook that there will never be a fight video that will top the Sharkeisha attack. 1 in 4 white males suffer from this syndrome.
Charles: Let's go to World Star and watch some fuckery.

Bob: Eh. I'm just not into them anymore. I think I am suffering from Sharkeisha Syndrome.
by Maxwell Hauser January 8, 2014
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Shark shit pussy

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
by Littlet831 July 10, 2016
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TIGER SHARK

A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark
“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”
by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018
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Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.
Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.
by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014
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Carpet Shark

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.
by Paul P June 25, 2004
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