Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

you could have gone all day without saying that

The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/or offensive was said.

Sarah: "My dog had this weird growth on its leg..."

John: "You know Sarah, you could have gone all day without saying that. Seriously"

by dH.core June 27, 2008

You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

What the fuck did you fucking say about me

This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you

Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?

by notavalible123 June 27, 2020

The fuck you say to me you little shit

A term used when some is being disrespectful and most commonly known by the famous fortnite player ninja using it

Little Kid: OMGGGGGGGG U SUCK AT THIS GAME
Ninja: The fuck you say to me you little shit

by Skullz180 February 13, 2019

Annual do not do what Jem says day.

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.

Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

by JemH8a November 6, 2010