Rollrage

The irrational frustration, annoyance, or outright hatred one feels when faced with the task of starting a new roll of toilet paper—especially when the previous person left one square or just the empty cardboard tube.

"I walked into the bathroom and saw the empty roll again. Instant rollrage. Who keeps doing this?"

by YourRandaddy August 30, 2025

top rolled

When your bottom gets the best of you.

John thought his cellmate would be his biatch but when he tried to hit it he got top rolled.

by Benedict XVI April 20, 2005

Bass Rolled

When an acquaintance "friend" comments on everything you post to social media sites.

Hey dude. You just got bass rolled. Elijah posted on that pic you uploaded.

by MJ43V3R January 11, 2010

Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

Dwarf Rolled

To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.

Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.

by Elf lore October 3, 2012

Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013