pumpa

Slang term for crack cocaine.

Yo bro, wanna buy some pumpa?

by Robhead February 15, 2008

purple pumpkin

~The insertion of something into ones memory that was never there to begin with.
~A word that is randomly and mentally added into a conversation that is not there; auditory hallucination

#1 - "My friend got a tatto of a pumpkin on his arm last weekend.
#2 - "What?! Why a purple pumpkin?"
#1 - "Purple? Where'd you get purple from?"
#2 - "You just said it."
#1 - "No I didn't. I said he got a tatto of a pumpkin. No color. Just a pumpkin."
#2 - "... oh."

by The Peanut Gallery March 15, 2005

one pump chump

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

by josh510 July 12, 2009

give me a pump

Offering a friend a ride on your bicycle. Usually on buddy pegs, or on the handlebars.

Hey man, I don't feel like walking. Will you give me a pump?

by Ryan Mathews May 27, 2008

pumpkin spice

the hair color description you tell a cop if you are a red head without your license.

Cop: "Hair color?"
Redhead: "Pumpkin Spice"
Cop: "Oh..."

by Bribianchini February 20, 2009

Plumpkin

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.

I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.

by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003

pumpkin snorkel

When a woman has a man's testicles in her mouth with his erect penis pointing up. Closly resembling a pumpkin with a snorkel attached to it.

You should of seen the look on mom's face when she saw me giving Sandy the old pumpkin snorkel.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008