Potatesh 

An adjective describing something or someone that is considered to be cool or good

"that movie was potatesh!" "i had a potatesh day at work today"

Potatesh by tiki-man March 26, 2009

Potatoism 

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

Potatoism by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

couch potato chic 

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

couch potato chic by Ozla November 12, 2009

fully-potatoed 

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

fully-potatoed by Rob9001 February 7, 2010

mashed potato brains 

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

mashed potato brains by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

Fury Potato 

When your shit comes out of your ass at such speed that it creates a tsunami in the toliet all over your ass leaving you so disgusted that you need to take a shower. Also what the Irish call their frag grenades.

God Damnit I just fury potatoed.

Fury Potato by "Smart" October 3, 2018

Crusty Sweet Potato 

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

Crusty Sweet Potato by CDog821 June 22, 2016