Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

by Lqwidz July 4, 2023

pool

To have anal sex with a non-binary associating person.

Ima go get into a pool with that person over there

Fuck yea *High five*

by Imafuckingfuckfuckfuckfuci July 9, 2023

Poolb

It’s how uncertainty is spelled

“Hey bro, how do you spell uncertainty?”
“Haha, silly goose, it’s spelled “poolb””

by Benjikat July 12, 2023

pool boy

A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.

In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.

I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.

If it's on the Internet, it must be true.

Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?

by bitchuck August 24, 2024

pooley

a surname given to those rescued from a life of crack and heroine. often associated with ‘crouch’ and ‘taylor’
also well known for their incest fondlings

did you see them crack babies saved from the street?

ah yes. we’ll call it pooley.

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Poloper

A wight substance

My cash just walked by I’m so poloper

by Brockm69 December 18, 2023