Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

Post Harry Potter Trauma by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

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Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

Harry Freakin Potter by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

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Olly Trotter Potter

This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.

*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin

Olly Trotter Potter by FatMaccaPac August 7, 2023

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jett eric potter

absolute hunk of meat who is extremely good at tom clancys rainbow six siege and mogs anyone that dares to contest his aura

damn, i wish i was jett eric potter

jett eric potter by jettpotterlover69420 March 3, 2025

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