God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.

This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.

by Tommy & Timmy B December 16, 2024

Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.

"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"

by ianimo May 23, 2016

Paint Sniffers

Similar to "desk jockey", a paint sniffer would be an individual that works inside a call center/cubicle type atmosphere.

The call center was filled with paint sniffers and pencil pushers.

by brainstorm85 July 2, 2011

crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".

Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.

by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022

Paint Beast

A really fat person (typically a short and fat chick)

Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!

by idrinkpaint376 July 3, 2024

spray paint (roblox)

a game where people use spray paint to either vandalise another players art or make their own. some people even cry when someone vandalises their work so they decide to vote kick that particular player this game is ranked as the number 1 for the most drama overtaking royale high in july 2022

you wanna play spray paint (roblox)
yeah sure

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022