Cheeztaem's definitions

lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

Freshwoman

A female in her first year of high school or college.

The freshwoman mingled with her freshperson friends on her first day of 9th grade.

by Cheeztaem August 2, 2010