French Onion Soup

When someone (or multiple people) shits, pisses and cums in a hot tub.

*Two dudes in a hot-tub*

Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.

Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.

Liam: no.

*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*

by Strictlybanter November 15, 2022

double wicket maiden onion

deflowering a girl in both passages with the sole lubricant being provided by both parties' tear ducts.

did u see jbone with chunk's sister last night? supposedly went the whole way - double wicket maiden onion!

by winkle79 May 7, 2009

carmalizing his onions

To get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.

"Has he come clean yet? "
"No, but I've been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. He'll come clean in no time."

by Muddled Bag of Dicks November 30, 2015

lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

stop coming the onion

it basically means dont hide things, or stop the fake crying, referring to an onions layers and the tears resulting from peeling one, a saying primarily used in certain areas of the northwest of england

Oh give over man and stop coming the onion

by chrisSt January 28, 2020

Who’s onit

A phrase used by the hoods in larne,(fuck carrick)

Who’s onit 🤛🏼👀

by Junkie Jesus February 19, 2020