An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.
Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.
Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.
Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!
by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008
Get the dead teenagermug. The 1999 Song By The Notorious B.I.G Featuring Eminem From His Greatest Hits/Born Again Album About Rape, Murder, And Pedophilia – Perfect For An Eminem Collab!
Guy 1: Yo Dude You Wanna Listen To Some Biggie Smalls?
Guy 2: Sure Man, What Track?
Guy 1: Dead Wrong Ft. Eminem
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!
Guy 2: Sure Man, What Track?
Guy 1: Dead Wrong Ft. Eminem
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!
by RapFanboy1911 January 26, 2019
Get the Dead Wrongmug. Super thin slices of shitty pizza, that have been sitting in the warming station for hours.... sometimes even days. The cheese is often caked on, and the crust is like cardboard.
also referred to as : dead pizza
also referred to as : dead pizza
by First year uni student September 24, 2010
Get the dead slicemug. Used to describe something(or someone) completely ordinary with a sense of triteness and may be inferior in quality as well.
Using the word "awesome" to describe everything whether good or bad could be called dead common.
Cayman Crocs or any facsimile of them could also be called dead common.
A person who goes about saying awesome while wearing Crocs is definitely dead common.
Using the word "awesome" to describe everything whether good or bad could be called dead common.
Cayman Crocs or any facsimile of them could also be called dead common.
A person who goes about saying awesome while wearing Crocs is definitely dead common.
"Look at that girl's attire!"
"Are you referring to the one wearing pedal pushers and Crocs?"
"Yes, isn't that just dead common?!"
"Are you referring to the one wearing pedal pushers and Crocs?"
"Yes, isn't that just dead common?!"
by LucyCat March 31, 2008
Get the dead commonmug. by Tim L from Nevada City March 22, 2009
Get the Dead Horsesmug. 
A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
Get the dead crawfishmug.