Stroller Mom

A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.

"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."

by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016

Soccer mom

Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.

Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.

by Potatoforpresitend2025 October 18, 2016

Mom-com

A comedic movie that is only funny if you are a middle aged mother

"Melissa mccarthy is such a great actress."
"nah man she only acts in mom-coms."

by MelissaMCMomCom July 7, 2019

Trumpeter Mom

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Bible Mom

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.

My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.

by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019

ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019

mom walk

a really fast speed walk. most times seen in in grocery stores when your moms in a hurry.

"danggggg she can really mom walk."

by harper.h5 on snap kiddos April 11, 2019