n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.
by Nathan L.T. Cumulus-Bayne June 12, 2018
Get the Straight Ratemug. 1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011
Get the Straight Mysterymug. A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights
by anonymous March 23, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Garfieldslasagna February 28, 2020
Get the straight jeacketmug. Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
Get the Straight Joshmug. Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018
Get the Straight Marcusmug. A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.
Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018
Get the Scandinavian Straightmug.