straight rête-in'

(adj) dope as hell; fly as fuck.

straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.

Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!

by dudemeister101 August 10, 2022

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Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 12, 2021

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Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

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Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

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Slightly Straight

When someone is only attracted to transgender people born the same gender as them, but are now the opposite gender.

Girl 1: Hey! Can we go out?
Bob: Are you transgender?
Girl1: No. Why would you ask?
Bob: Oh, I'm Slightly Straight and I'm only attracted to trans women.

by Slightly Straight March 22, 2021

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