Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.

“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”

by Interested observer October 31, 2023

Puppy Girl

pedophile

"Twitter has a serious Puppy Girl problem"

by Deflated Ointment March 28, 2025

Puppy

Ok you obviously know what a puppy is

so why are you here?

Oh my gosh its a puppy

by Oh mah Addeh April 24, 2019

puppy den

Poor little puppy prison

Some meanie locked up a poor little Weiner dogs in a metal cage. covered with a blanket and called it a puppy den....

by Pimp Ferg Ť October 11, 2015

hush puppy

it means to be silent, to stop making any type of noise . or another meaning stop talking shit before i beat the fuck out of you and paralyze you for the rest of your miserable life.

hush puppy. that's all it takes two little words.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 28, 2022

popcorn puppy

When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn

That film gave me a real popcorn puppy

by Ameliamarch1 July 3, 2017

Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.

I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

by Olive Lover May 6, 2023