mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.

The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022

ice cream machine

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

by the person who exists March 5, 2022

orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.

Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.

by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023

macintosh

an amazing alternative to windows, which uses color and design (GUI, actual exterior) to make the computor experience exciting

iMac, iPod, iBook, CUBE!

by e March 27, 2004

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

The Machine Gun

"The Machine Gun" is when a guy gets a BJ from a random woman, and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA

Hey girl, wanna see The Machine Gun, (7 min later) RATATATTATATATATAT!!!!!!

by NumShotBoi August 3, 2017