(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
Long Beach is the place all kids look forward to during the summer. It’s a place where walking around barefoot is the only thing people do. Long Beach is really Irish and filled with lots of bars and cute eating places. I recommend Long Beach if you wanna have a good experience!
Girl #1- I really want to go somewhere this summer
Girl#2- Oh my gosh we should go to LongBeach
The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”