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Long bread 

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette
I would like my tuna on a long bread please
Long bread by Breadmen July 14, 2017

long chicken

(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.

(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."

"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
long chicken by Pyravia December 19, 2017

Long block math 

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...
Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math

long hour 

film hour, chased by spouses, regularly best
long hour is our best time
long hour by man!? August 16, 2018

Long Beach 

Long Beach is the place all kids look forward to during the summer. It’s a place where walking around barefoot is the only thing people do. Long Beach is really Irish and filled with lots of bars and cute eating places. I recommend Long Beach if you wanna have a good experience!
Girl #1- I really want to go somewhere this summer
Girl#2- Oh my gosh we should go to Long Beach
Long Beach by Lbnylover0 March 3, 2019

Long Johnson Larry 

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”