Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

by blthrskt April 30, 2009

biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.

FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!

by mailer_diablo November 07, 2004

Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018

My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

by Joeyatemycheeks November 03, 2020

Left right good night

A special move only used by ginger Rhys

Ginger Rhys will you give you a left right good night

by Bottbu747485 December 04, 2020

left behind by my bff

Don’t worry I understand, my best friend jozie just left me behind. I knew everyone hates me.....
-Haley smith

THAY ALL HATE ME! MY I JUST GOT LEFT BEHIND BY MY BFF!

by Gacha Kayla November 23, 2018

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.

dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!

by wicky wack January 22, 2011