The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.

Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.

The Lonely Bathroom by GuruStyle June 29, 2010

Penaire Lovelock

The ultimate demon god. Also a mind fuck.

Reasons for insta fail:
1) Invincible
2) Older than time
3) Better hair
4) Ultimate weapon
5) Lives in Hell and drinks tea

Damn it, why are you such a Penaire Lovelock?

Penaire Lovelock by SteFEN Bromwell August 1, 2010

henry lovelace 

A guy with a huge dick. A sexy looking beast. Henry Lovelace is the name for a guy with a big butt. Its the name for a smart guy.

Girl: OMG it is a big one, its a Henry Lovelace

Girl2: Go slap that Henry Lovelace over there
Girl3: Look at that Henry Lovelace over there

henry lovelace by hgghvhg February 13, 2017

megan lovell 

megan lovell is probably one the fittest/pengest girls you will know. she won't ever send nude but the occasional thong pic. she loves gang music but also loves rave music. she such a laugh done know why more people are her friends. all the boys secretly like her but to afraid to say to others but all in all peng gyalll.

megan lovell is so peng

megan lovell by the.real.o.g June 15, 2017

Joe lovell 

Edgy.

Joe lovell is edgy.

Joe lovell by Kahdhdhdnsjak July 6, 2017

The Lonely Gerstenzang 

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

The Lonely Gerstenzang by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

i-lovelies 

Short for International Lovelies (외랑둥이).

The name that k-army (Korean BTS fans) has given to i-army (international BTS fans), as a term of endearment.

The Korean part of kpop fandoms usually hate their international counterpart and call them names such as i-roaches or cockroaches, but because of their good nature, thankfulness and close relationship to i-army, k-army chose to name their international counterpart i-lovelies.

Likewise international ARMYs call the Korean fandom k-diamonds, because they find them so incredibly precious.

- Our i-lovelies ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I can really feel their affections for not only the boys but also for Korean Eppis ㅠㅠㅠ.
- Please tell our i-lovelies that I love them... and please tell them "thank you for always working hard".

i-lovelies by Expertus March 20, 2018