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seedless jerk

A an elitist person (pothead) smokes only sinsemilla which means 'without seeds' in spanish. This type of marijuana is far more potent than schwag or regular marijuana with seeds, as well is more expensive, so sinsesmokers are considered elitest, and thus referred to as jerks. (seedless jerks prefer hydro over any other type of marijuana, but if need be, they will smoke regular pot too.
"That Hajera chick is such a seedless jerk, she only buys grams or 8ths! Dang, she must be a baller!"

regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!

Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'
by Hajera December 18, 2007
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synonyms: jerk-off

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013
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circle Jerk

Gay male's arranged in a circle yanking one anothers puds till they shoot a load a cum.
Repcri pulls Todd's pud while sucking Marks pecker and diddling Bruce's asshole and tickleing his balls.
by Brucey August 22, 2004
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jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"
Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.
by stay-to March 18, 2003
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Jerk-off all trades

The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
A: yo dude did you see C yesterday?
B: pfft, i hate him, he's a jerk-off all trades...
A:Fo' Shiz
by The JC September 1, 2007
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Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.
That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!
by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009
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Pig Headed Jerk

Abuse Used To Describe A Best Mate.
Brett Is A 'Pig Headed Jerk'
by Pig Faced Jerk December 8, 2005
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