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German Cookie

A teenage german girl that always has sex on her mind and is amazing at fucking. Refered to as a Sex Goddess.
1. So how was your night?

2. I had sex with this amazing German Cookie!!!

3. Lucky bastard!!
by X-boy May 4, 2009
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german tank

he's having a german tank (wank)
by discokelly February 8, 2010
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German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.
"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."
by fridagutentag May 6, 2009
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germ chaser

A guy who wants to fuck a guy who is HIV positive.
Bob: Curtis cannot wait to bang a guy with aids
Jim: WHAT!! I did not know that Curtis was a germ chaser
by viceroyfaggatry September 7, 2008
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german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work
Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.
by Cakester November 6, 2007
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german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex
1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010
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A German

Is when you are giving a blowjob and purposely bite his dick.
Friend 1: Do you want me to give you a German?
Friend 2: No! Please dont. It hurts
by villylover123 November 2, 2020
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