runny fart

A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.

Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!

Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!

by S'portJ November 20, 2013

show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.

I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence

by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013

farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

by vicviod March 15, 2015

Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.

John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015

man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.

She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.

by Urban2016 July 24, 2015

spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party

Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.

by Jehannum October 9, 2015