dave crabtree

One night stand

Dylan " ben has Dave being doing the Dave Crabtree again"

by One night stand Dave March 3, 2017

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Davalleños

One side of a duplex house inhabited by two young men in their late-teens to early 20's where there is lots of drinking but nobody ever gets laid. To be a true Davalleños the young men should be the mayors of friendsville with the two girls who spend the most time there but will never put out no matter the amount of alcohol served.

Friend 1: Let's go over to the Davalleños and see if there's a party tonight. Maybe we can get laid!!!
Friend 2: amAre you kidding? Nobody ever gets laid at the Davalleños.

by Nutsax0010 September 28, 2017

dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

dave waterstreet

To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.

Dave Waterstreet went to the woods to see what he could find, he found peppa pig and blasted her

by Monkeyman123960412 February 1, 2018