donkey whore 

An affectionate term used when certain females do good things. To outside observers, they assume that you are being degrading, but used in true form, its all outta love. You can also be promoted up through the ranks, starting out as a whore, then becoming a donkey whore, and then move onto donkey whorser, which is a combination of a whore and a loser.

Casey and Missy retained their donkey whore elite status by coming to drop-in hockey tonight.

donkey whore by mdfox14 November 8, 2008

Donkey Punching 

While getting the good succ, punch your lover in the back of the head repeatedly before unleash your fluids for a better experience.

I'm gonna donkey punch your sister.
That bitch up for Donkey Punching?

Donkey Punching by Memer Meer April 21, 2018

Donkey Thump 

An involuntary meeting usually intiated by your supervisor that is generally considered a waste of time. When over it generally leaves one feeling fucked up the ass without the lube.

Five minutes after my shift began my supervisor came to me to talk. I knew that I was in for a donkey thump.

Donkey Thump by Sling366 October 1, 2008

donkey with parkinson's 

retarded kid who isnt fat or skinny that screams like a donkey

Tim i just saw a donkey with parkinson's and i nearly pissed myself from laughter!

donkey with parkinson's by montanapuppy July 7, 2010

donkey kick 

Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.

(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)

I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.

donkey kick by Jake March 2, 2004

donkey kong 

a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.

Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!

donkey kong by A big fan of Donkey Kong... May 2, 2011

donkey blow

When a man is preforming anal sex doggy style and just before he blows his nut he hits his partner in the back of the head knocking them unconcious. The sudden head trauma causes his partners rectal muscle to instantly contract firmly around his penis, adding to the sensation of his orgasim. The name is derived from the donkey's unrulely behavior that will make him suddenly kick someone with seeming pleasure along with the idea of him having a huge penis.

That girl last night said she wanted to get nasty but wouldn't shut up about it, so I gave her the donkey blow and got two birds with one stone.

donkey blow by Simon M. August 10, 2006