cunt run

Synonym of a cunt hunt. To go around town cruising women. To go looking for pussy.

-Yo man, I got the car for tonight, me and the guys are going on a cunt run, you in?
-FOR SURE!!!

by runna fo five December 28, 2005

cunt up

Australian slang derived as a cruder form of ass over head. To slip or trip on something in such a manner that you almost perform an aerial flip.

"That kid on the skateboard went cunt up"

"Dave ya dickhead pick up ya tools, i almost went cunt up on the spanner"

by My /\/ame January 12, 2009

Cunt so Fine

Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!

Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.

by Lunicus October 11, 2013

Mad Cunt

An individual that pushes boundaries and takes significant risk can be described as a mad cunt.

Wow, he just did a backflip over a car, he's a mad cunt.

by Mylo1996 February 16, 2018

Bubble Cunt

A swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small purple peach. This condition is usually caused by vaginal stimulation such as heavy rubbing, sucking or pumping. The outer labial folds can be increased in size by as much as 2 to 3 times the normal condition with the use of a vaginal/labial pump. The pumped labia will be hyper-sensitive and will come to resemble a small purple peach known as a Bubble Cunt. - See also: Cunt Bubble

The pussy pump inflated her Bubble Cunt until it looked like a small purple peach.

by Wm M. May 20, 2008

Cobweb cunt

The term used to describe a female who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period.

Kumar: So Tara when was the last time you had sex?
Tara: 10 months ago
Kumar: Well dont you have a cobweb cunt

by kumargg September 10, 2006

Bargain Cunt

1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks from the TV show, Bargain Hunt. The fact that they are the king twats of daytime television, and that they presents a show called Bargain Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain Cunt"

2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.

1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"

2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have herpes. I knew I shouldn't have settled for Bargain Cunt"

by MagickDio February 26, 2010