Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 8, 2017
Get the crotch locked mug.When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area
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A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017
Get the Crotch call mug.A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.
Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017
Get the Crotch Weasel mug.Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
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