Carpet Brush

A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush

"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."

by Kinderella November 19, 2019

Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")

I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.

by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019

carpel

a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.

by poophahapoopy October 21, 2019

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Carpet Stank

A smelly vagina

“Dude how was it?”

“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”

by Ccamp April 22, 2020

capez

Capez meaning looking sexy or cool

Being/doing something most can’t or simply looking attractive I’m so capezing right now

Girl 1 that’s such a capez

Girl2 how does he do that

Boy 1 don’t I look so capezing

Girls yes sireee

by CallumIsCool October 12, 2020

Cape cod academy

A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.

“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”

by EpicgamerLeo December 2, 2020