colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

colondyke

The female version of a deutsch bag. This is a female that is not quite a whore or a slut, but you know what we mean...she just sucks. The word is derived from the colon cleansing process known as colonics.

That group of chicks wearing short shorts with an unnecessary words across the ass are total colondykes... don't waste your time.

by drusa September 26, 2008

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man October 21, 2008

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

Colonamini

A mini Colonoscopy or Flexible Colonoscopy. Can all be used for mini colonics also non evasive colonics.

I feel so violated after my doctors visit after my Colonamini.

by remictionary November 4, 2009

Collinz

To make sexual advances through web-based messengers such as MSN.

Chris just pulled a Collinz on me!

by Stephen Macavelli November 16, 2009

collander

1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force

1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him

by collander February 3, 2010