ass coffee 

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

ass coffee by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

Leaded Coffee 

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.

Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.

Leaded Coffee by ConversationStarter May 19, 2010

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter 

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

Hot Coffee 

Famous mod created for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PC Version) that totally assraped its reputation. The mod unlocks a hidden sex mini-game in which you pleasure your prostitute by doing different combos and such. In the end of it all the game gets slaped with and AO (Adults Only) rating for content not even included in the game, while the n00b who created it gets off scott-free

soccer mom: Those evil game designers mis lead my litte jimmy to believe this game was safe for him to play!

smart person: Do you even consider what your kids download off the internet? Start monitoring your irrisponsible kids you lazy bitch

Hot Coffee by suckage August 20, 2005

california coffee 

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.

Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.

california coffee by TJ Short October 1, 2007

cup of coffee 

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

cup of coffee by Big Tom September 6, 2005