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cogsworth the clock

a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.
: “o my what is that
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock
by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020
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clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention
"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"
by internet slang: a guide December 16, 2024
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T-Pain o' Clock

A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.
~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!
by Derpshotz August 11, 2013
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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