Cakes

Cakes

Come get these cakes

by Poloman14 September 7, 2022

Caressive

Caressive is a type of carress that is usually done to a moist crevice that feels sensational.

Friend 1: yo why did u touch me like that 😏
Friend 2: it was caressive 😏😳

by Zeona October 26, 2022

Caesared

the opposite of soupt. to get a suddenly annoyed or frustrated

I’m caesared as fuck, my roommate ate my leftovers

by FratcatFrank November 12, 2022

caesaroplasm

1). Imperial essence; that which makes up the changeable of an Empire, or Emperor. 2). The portion of an Empire or Emperor that can be changed based on external pressures.

1). The plebs of Rome knew not that they were a part of the caesaroplasm.
2). Julius was unaware that Antony was manipulating the Roman caesaroplasm, in order that he might himself become the Imperator of Rome.

by De Athenasio December 4, 2022

caneslow

The master whip. No vehicle is better than it. Owned by cornelius. Elite freestyle line as well

I’m pulling up in the Caneslow

by Jimmy golaosn January 24, 2023

Canesism

Doing something to spite a Carolina Hurricanes fan

Making fun of the Hurricanes is an act of canesism, and you are, therefore, canesist

by xx_ganglyfrog69_xx January 25, 2023

Cages

Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.

God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"

Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱

God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁

Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"

God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."

Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."

God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"

Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"

God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."

Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"

God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."

Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"

God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."

Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."

God "They eat each other...."

Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"

God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"

Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."

God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."

Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."

God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."

God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."

Lucifer 😟

God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."

Lucifer "Get rid of it."

God "Aw... Come on..."

Lucifer *Throws rock*

God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."

Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."

God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*

by Hym Iam February 16, 2023