drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

drunk bumps by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

Humper Bumper 

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty

Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.

Humper Bumper by wile September 8, 2013

bumper nuts 

Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.

They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.

Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.

bumper nuts by Fieldgrunt March 28, 2007

bumpfire 

Bumpfire is the method using the recoil of a firearm to simulate full auto fire.
Sometimes a rubber band is involved

BumpFire , the tax free Full Auto

bumpfire by bumpfire.net July 15, 2009

bumper fucker 

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

bumper fucker by boggler December 28, 2005

Bumpercoat 

1) A winter game in which one person wearing a puffy coat forcibly bumps into another person wearing a puffy coat, triumphantly declaring, "Bumpercoat!" It is similar to bumper cars, but with humans and puffy coats.

2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.

I totally bumpercoated Eliot last night!

Bumpercoat by Jibily July 22, 2008

bumpaholic 

A woman who may enjoy being pregnant too much. A bumpaholic may feel compelled to procreate for many of the same reasons the substance abusers turn to booze or drugs.

"This is Jan's sixth pregnancy in five years; I'm beginning to think that she is a bumpaholic."

bumpaholic by math4mrT September 1, 2009