broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 1, 2017

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017

broke down ho

A woman whose ass is busted, pussy is busted and face is busted from taking too many dicks. A whore who has seen her better days and has lost her value.

A broke down ho don't make no money.

by Kunthuffer November 9, 2017

Broken pipe

A loosely used medical term of liquid expelling from genital or anal region with the body having no control whatsoever. This happens in cases of the body after extreme orgasm or after the perineum area or area between the anus and genitalia is given extreme force. Such as a kick or a punch.

Jack was kicked in his goochand he's just shit him self.

24 hours later.
Jack is leaking like a fucking Broken pipe!

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

brokedid

The act of breaking something.

I brokedid my scooter when coming off the ramp

by Brokedid January 10, 2018

Broke Futurist

A person who hustles daily on their craft, sacrificing common "luxuries" (Starbucks, eating out, new cars, clothes, etc) in order to manifest the life they've always dreamed.

Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.

A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist

"I'm tired of Tron never coming out with us, why does he work so much?"

"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."

by Jack Brite June 11, 2018

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 1, 2018