siberian tailpipe

When you poop in a Ziploc bag roll it up and put it in the freezer. Then shove it up a girls butt.
My wife said I was boring and wanted a vacation. So I gave a Siberian tailpipe to shut her up.
by jvg113 November 17, 2017
mugGet the siberian tailpipemug.

broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...
I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.
by jvg113 November 1, 2017
mugGet the broken blendermug.

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