private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

new blondes

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.

Redheads ... they're the new blondes.

by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010

Italian Blender

Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.

Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014

Aeroplane Blonde

Not a natural blonde, ie. one with a black box

Do you think Christina Aguilera's hair is naturally that colour, or is she an aeroplane blonde?

by Dainty Lardarse September 22, 2015

Dumb Blonde

A blonde that doesn’t know what she is talking about.

Tomi Lahren Is a dumb blonde

by Osiriah1990 January 12, 2018

Nut Blend

When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend

James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended

by Regurgitate January 23, 2022

Leah the blond 05

Leah the blond 05 is a human pice of shit. With blond hair and and a personality matching the stereotypes she will ruin your mood.

Leah the blond 05 is sooo annoying!

by Annz_ Faggerli June 2, 2020