skunky beer

A beer that has a flavor reminiscent of licking a skunk's asshole.

Dude, is that a Heineken? That is the king of skunky beer! Why don't you just lick a skunk's asshole?

by BrentKC April 27, 2006

Beer Snob

The unfair term given to those who enjoy high quality beer. They are often accused of being snobbish and looking down on others, or are thought merely to drink beer of higher quality than Bud, Miller, and Coors to feel or act superior to their peers. A better term is beer connoisseur.

"Hey Joe, you're not drinking, what's up? We have 5 kegs of Natty." -Bill

"No thanks" -Joe

"What gives bro, are you Mormon or something?" -Bill

"No, I just like beer like Sam Adams and Dogfish Head" -Joe

"You f---ing beer snob!" - Bill

by James Dorman June 10, 2008

Road Beer

When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.

Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.

That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?

by Damien Metalwind September 27, 2008

beer shakes

beer shakes is when you're body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not drinking. see weed shakes

Morgan couldn't drive his jeep because his beer shakes were too bad, so he brought himself a road soda to ease the pain.

by otown_sweed August 23, 2006

beer slut

a girl who will do anything for beer. by anything i mean anything involving sexual favors

i gave the bitch some beers and she sucked me clean

by Hashimoto December 9, 2002

beer monster

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

by horse September 20, 2003

Beer Donkey

One who consumes so much beer that he becomes the BIGGEST Jack Ass.

Brian is the beer donkey at all the parties.

by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007