Someone who has massively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, WITH NO ARMS.
This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.
This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.
Guy 1: Dude! Did u see that guy with no arms having sex in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking Monster through his soda hat?
Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury
Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury
by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011
Get the Carl Astbury mug.The combination of astroturf and TERF. The spamming of feminism-themed transphobic opinions in media at a scale disproportional to actual opinion.
With recent polls suggesting that more women are accepting of trans women than not, what we see on Twitter every day may as well be astroterf.
by Artoria2e5 January 30, 2022
Get the Astroterf mug.The hottest fucking femboy in history his pussy has the size of capacity of INF meaning he has the biggest fucking pussy in existence I want to cum in him so fucking hard , the cutest fucking femboy with pink and white hair he is so fucking funny if I was male i would be gay just to date him and have sex with him even the hottest fucking femboy holy shit im cumming so fucking hard so fucking fast holy shit he is so hot
by Kaifish June 21, 2021
Get the Femboy astolfo mug.This is not correlating to the actual scientific term in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly slang I originated for other purposes.
My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody.
And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space.
A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit.
A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red.
Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit.
On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged.
When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest level of Albedo ever recorded on Earth. It will be easily recorded because everything within a 6,000 mile radius will go temporarily blind from your epicness. Class dismissed
My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody.
And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space.
A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit.
A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red.
Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit.
On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged.
When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest level of Albedo ever recorded on Earth. It will be easily recorded because everything within a 6,000 mile radius will go temporarily blind from your epicness. Class dismissed
"Flyly" Dressed Human - "That a fucking fighter jet or am I really seeing this fool ride a crotch rocket across the sky?"
Truth be known, the fighter jet this "flyly" dressed man is describing is actually not a fighter jet. It is a Human Being like you or me. He/She is properly exercising his/her Astronaut Suit.
Truth be known, the fighter jet this "flyly" dressed man is describing is actually not a fighter jet. It is a Human Being like you or me. He/She is properly exercising his/her Astronaut Suit.
by 3rd Ranger Battalion March 4, 2009
Get the Astronaut Suit mug.by ce elle February 5, 2010
Get the French Asthma mug.a lady with "astronomical" beauty. one special girl that you would only find in this universe.
(or a girl thats really good in bed lmao)
(or a girl thats really good in bed lmao)
shes so pretty shes like them astronaut lady. (deezy XD)
your an astronaut lady, thats how beautiful you are.
dam girl you crazy in the sheets, you an astronaut lady.
your an astronaut lady, thats how beautiful you are.
dam girl you crazy in the sheets, you an astronaut lady.
by ESJ21 November 14, 2007
Get the astronaut lady mug.by Gipnojungle December 18, 2004
Get the Astala vizzle my nizzle! mug.