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ass luge 

A method of drinking consisting of at least three people, one of whom must be naked, and any sort of alcohol. The naked individual stands hunched over, about 45 degrees, so that the naked person's back is arched with a downward slope. One person is designated the pourer. It is the pourer's job to pour alcohol down the back of the naked person (the luge, as it's called). The third person lays down on the ground face up in a position and tries to catch the alcohol that jumps off the naked person's ass in their mouth.

This can easily be turned into a game (e.g. drinking game of who can catch more or properly predict where the spout will land).
My girlfriend, her friend and I were playing ass luge the other night to finish up the left over vodka, but my girl said that the vodka burned her asshole when it was poured down.
ass luge by PasadenaMike July 20, 2008
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ass pincher by schottegon January 21, 2009
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The act of half-heartedly doing something half-assed.
I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.
ass-hearted by Organic Robot June 18, 2009