Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.
All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!
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Crispy around the edges

Someone looking tired, worn out, or
Just ugly. Usually used to offend someone
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mess around and find out

The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!
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Tuck around and find out

Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!

The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:

“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.

It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.

Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.

This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:

Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!
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To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night
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Trump Tower reach around

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off
I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around
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Around Blacks Never Relax

Best advice for anyone, even blacks.
When someone posts/shows a video of a White chillin in an area with many blacks present and one w/ White hatred randomly attacks/kills him. Often saying/posting “Remember, around blacks never relax” or “he relaxed”.
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