Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.
"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"
by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009
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a stupid puppy

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
mugGet the a stupid puppymug.

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.
1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.
by BossJD August 11, 2022
mugGet the Broke Puppymug.

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
mugGet the Puppy-Weightmug.

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez
by apple on a stick September 29, 2010
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Puppy Maker

A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf
Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "
by legion69420 January 20, 2015
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puppy chug

Devouring phat lucious ass cheeks with a purpose!
Person one “yo bro did you puppy chug that hot bitch last night?”
Person two “what?”
by Sodium aka salt May 9, 2024
mugGet the puppy chugmug.

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