the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

birds and bees

sexual intercourse

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub

by literally every handle is used January 10, 2017

Dirty bird

A sexual act between three men and one woman. the woman is giving a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, thus having the appearance of a bird, a very dirty bird.

John: Man! wanda totally gave me, bryn and matt a dirty bird last night

sam: thats sweet!

by Jonny cakez March 26, 2011

jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami December 12, 2007

Bird duty

Always on the lookout for females

My homie and I were on bird duty at the pool

by Young bird watchman October 11, 2019

w0rd to the bird

Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.

"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."

"w0rd to the bird!"

by Tyrone Biggins of Bangor September 25, 2008

Bird Wings

When a girl sits on a mans dick and then spreads her legs like a birds wings

"Katie definitely did Bird Wings on me last night"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017