The Crystal K

When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.

I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021

post-k

Existence, primarily relating to New Orleans, LA, following the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina. More technically, the time period following August 29, 2008 (similar to B.C. or A.D.).

New Orleans is still the best city in the world, even post-k.

by Shaner G March 20, 2008

k pour

adult beverage in which the measure of alcohol poured is in direct proportion to the relationship of the drinker to the bartender.

"wow! this drink is really strong! the bartender must've given me a k pour"

by kelldoubledee January 23, 2014

sniffing that k

Sniffing ketamine. It can be hallucinogenic or dissociative when used recreationally.

Sniffing that k, did you fill the hole (See: k-hole )

by AquaWaterDrop September 20, 2022

Joseph K

Josephs, especially with a last name beginning with K are the most disgusting guys you will ever meet and are lowkey fat and ugly too. They will lie about your relationship and break your heart </3. DO NOT TRUST HIM!!!

person 1: "Did you hear about that guy"
person 2: "Yeah apparently he lied about kissing Rose"
person 1: "What a Joseph K"

by errppp January 11, 2022

Harry K

Is an uptight guy that loves to watch fortnite video's on YouTube. His a teacher's pet and loves to do his homework. His favourite subject is maths. If maths was a person he'd date her. He loves women but a bit too much to be allowed in a good civiliastation. He is a predator and loves touching things. But he has an ATAR of 99.95. He loves watching sex scenes for fun and loves eating berries and cream for fun.

"There is a weird guy following me," a girl said.
"Oh, it's Harry K," Said her friend.

by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

K Boom

Shortened version of ok boomer

"You children these days, always on your phones, probably why you're so lazy. Back in my day-"
"K Boom."

by EvilHypotheticalRain November 23, 2019