When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

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where was it?who was there?were there egg's?

the coolest phrase the CNP made up all by herself and now is commonly used by the wilson children now:)

"heyy wat r yall doing blah blah blah"
"where was it?who was there?were there egg's?"

by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008

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Where

What EVERYONE, including the imposter says besides the person who reported the dead body.

Blue: finds body in medbay
Everyone else: WHEREO

by JarvisBanned October 3, 2020

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a picture of a person (mostly female) who has her mouth wide open, like they where asked "cock goes where" and they're answering not verbal.
comes best with smiling and might be seen as comment on social network sites

A: cock goes where?
B: *open motuh widely*

by leberwurst December 4, 2010

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You Know where the door is

To tell someone to get the hell out cuz they are a Mental Infant. Seriously, some people just need to be told that they are not as smart as the rest of us and that they should just stop wasting everyone's time and get the hell out.

Hey man I just played 100 straight hours of Final Fantasy.
Dude, you know where the door is, now get the hell out

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

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