uncle pedro

sex with a man who doesn't have an erection

"Hey man you will never believe what happened last night. I met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. But sadly I had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action I was only able to give her the uncle pedro. She got mad and left."

by cmm85 March 28, 2012

Uncle Tom

The old man across the street from the 1191 balcony.

Look! It's Uncle Tom grilling up some grub!

by joec February 03, 2005

uncle seffy

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.

person: hey look, it's uncle seffy

by D November 17, 2003

Uncle Ted

Ted Stevens is referred to as Uncle Ted by many Alaskans.

Uncle Ted brings home the bacon. He just got $398 million to build a bridge to Gravina Island.

by eskimo87908 October 28, 2008

sneaky uncle

to touch or grab someone's private areas in a discreet manner by concealing the action with a more mundane motion. e.g.: reaching across your aunt at the dinner table to get the salt while you nonchalantly grab her crotch.

i gave megan a sneaky uncle in the car while pretending to look for the road map.

by roo March 26, 2004

uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 02, 2005

Uncle Tom

A black person who is to like a white person and doesn't talk to blacks. A racsist term.

Vince is an Uncle Tom!

by Jamal April 18, 2004