toilet

a woman's ass; her derrierre

Check her out -- nice toilet!

by JohnnyFlame May 13, 2005

toilet seat sanchez

when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.

I was so tired after i gave my brother a toilet seat sanchez.

by Zach Lyons December 17, 2004

coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.

Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement

by JPZ November 1, 2006

toilet tramp

A prostitute that would stoop so low as to exchange services
for money, even in a restroom.

After I was done I told that ho "you are a toilet tramp, aren't you" as I threw toilet paper at her to clean her self up, then exited the Shell men's room

by stigbeve August 20, 2007

Toilet

A simple and awesome word to describe something or someone in general if they're/it's bad, awful, crap, shit, dire, wasteful, terrible, atrocious, dreadful etc.

Work is toilet.
John's skills at gaming are toilet.
I had sex in the garden yesterday, but the girl was toilet.
McDonald's is the greatest, Burger King is toilet.

by jorelwarpath June 8, 2011

Toilet

The new habitat reserved for Miley Cyrus' career.

"Hey man, where do you think Miley's career is going?"

"Oh it's gonna end up in the toilet."

by theguitarfreak January 26, 2014

dual-flush toilet

A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."

Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"

Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"

Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."

Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."

by TrekBec February 4, 2010