Do the thing you said you were going to do 

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

Do the thing you said you were going to do by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Stomach did the thing

When your stomach ‘does the thing’: intense butterflies when you’re turned on

“My stomach did the thing.”

Stomach did the thing by tickletime September 24, 2023

a cole thing

Someone who impulsively performs an act that makes others question their reality. Usually eating whatever is in their hands without even thinking.

Cole: *pulls out strands of hair and eats the skin off the ends* “oh, he did a cole thing again”

Cole: *puts his head through a wall after jumping down a flight of stairs because he felt like it* “now that, was the ultimate cole thing”

a cole thing by shelbenator December 4, 2023

A sick thing to take pleasure in 

Yeah, ok, so you are watching. Great. That isn't what I said. That isn't how I felt about it fuck-face.

Hym "I mean according to swole neurologist it's not a sick thing to take pleasure in about a wildly traumatic childhood even with a stress response 10 times higher than that of someone who was actually involved you shit. Did you talk to you Q-Anon friends and family? Did you apologize for being a smug neurotic shit? No?"

A sick thing to take pleasure in by Hym Iam December 7, 2023

The only thing I know for real 

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

The only thing I know for real by Thisi December 20, 2023

The cone thing 

Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...

Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... 🤔 Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"

The cone thing by Hym Iam December 21, 2023

The Car Thing 

Official reference to Summernats in Canberra

Hey Cyril, you gonna go see the car thing later?

The Car Thing by DirkyWinks January 4, 2024