a cole thing

Someone who impulsively performs an act that makes others question their reality. Usually eating whatever is in their hands without even thinking.
Cole: *pulls out strands of hair and eats the skin off the ends* “oh, he did a cole thing again”

Cole: *puts his head through a wall after jumping down a flight of stairs because he felt like it* “now that, was the ultimate cole thing”
by shelbenator December 04, 2023
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Sqeet

When a man is sitting down, and he farts, the force of the fart goes through and tickles the underside of his testicles, sometimes causing a minor tickle.
“Dude, I just had a sqeet, it kind of tickled!”
by shelbenator June 19, 2020
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