Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

by Elev8erguy November 7, 2020

Tentacle time

Tentacle time is used to descirbe the activity of a sailor "experimenting" with tentacles of an octopus or a squid it was first used in Scotland when a sailor said on live TV "tentacle time"

Right it's tentacle time

by Archie Tartan March 1, 2019

MOTHER OF TIME

FUCK YOU NATIVE KING ALWAYS

What will you come up with, with the assumptions you make?

How does that make any sense, blah blah blah. MOTHER OF TIME. But of course someone will say they did it before.

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 4, 2023

omma time

when spending time with omma, this is called omma time, it normally consists of getting bitten and licked, ommas boyfriend greatly enjoys omma time

i want some fuckin omma time rn

by spencerthor May 5, 2021

Time Stones

Magic time rocks that appear in the video game Sonic CD, they automatically grant you a good future, no super form though

God fucking damn it Terry, i would have gotten all the time stones if it werent for that last special stage

by name99769 August 25, 2021

Outer-Timing

That person who always has the most random,thoughtless shit to say. Comes in with what they wanna say at the wrong time. needs to know when to speak and when not too.

"You are so fucking Outer-Timing"

by myworld January 24, 2013

methological time

A meth addict's penchant for being so disorganized to the point that he/she is always late for everything, and loses their ability to stop doing random activities instead of what they need to do. VERY inefficient use of time.

I knew she'd be late, she's always running on methological time.

by mostdiggity January 8, 2015